Andy: They were meant to be together, they both keep walking into things.
Author Archives: Irisa
Fabienne: But aren’t you lactose intolerant?
Person: No….. I’m diabetic…
(Making broccoli)
Me: Do you eat the stems?
Sinyi: Yeah.
Me: Okay, good.
Sinyi: What kind of a rich savage do you think I am?
Jenn: I always think it’s a blessing that people that are no good leave us. You don’t need that in your life.
(on Peppa Pig)
Andrew: I personally watched that show and thought that pig looked delicious.
Daryl: What do you feel like? Sushi? Pho?
Me: Hurt.
Jason Y: Eh, you can wipe your tears away with dollar bills.
Sanila: Commuting during the morning in Toronto really changes you as a person.
Mojan: Sometimes, I just wait for a lull in the conversation and mumble, “Steve thinks I’m fat” sadly. No one laughs but the looks of horror are funny to me.
Iris: If you want one, you can just ask.
Me: He’s a strong independent woman, Iris, leave him alone.
Kevin: YEAH
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