Irisa

Ava: Aidan, what was your wish?

Aidan: I wish for my school to burn down.

Negin: That’s a horrible wish.

Aidan: NO! Mom! Here’s the good thing about my wish, it benefits everybody.

Amy: She old, she cold. #same

(At karaoke)

Voice: HAAAaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaa

Me: Who did that?

Rudder: Probably Peter.

Me: He doesn’t have the mic, though.

Rudder: Probably still Peter.

Me: My ass is on fire. I am in so much pain.

Sanila: Oh but your ass IS fire.

Sinyi: I have these Milano cookies that are super expired but still good.

Jason Y: Sinyi, I have to say, “super expired” and “still good” are two vastly different things.

Amanda: I’m good with children. I worked at a daycare for three years.

Donna: Good, you’ll be great with CEOs.

Fatima: Dreaming of ice cream but nobody will get it for me, smh what good is my family?

Dustin: Legit, all SF food is making all other food into burritos.

Me: Why are they screaming?

Jorielle: I think they’re singing..

Mojan: I have a joke and the punch line is coleslaw but I forgot.

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