Irisa

Sinyi: Okay, I know you and you know me. And I know you because I just said that.

Sanila: Serendipitous in downtown Toronto in 2017 is usually a sketch thing.

Colin: Yeah, I don’t know how girls pee in public. Especially porta-potties. That’s some magical shit. I’m like, Jesus Christ, how do you do that?

Daryl: Message me if you need back up.

Daryl: I’ll run up on her.

Daryl: Drive by.

Daryl: Hood shit.

Daryl: Uzis.

Daryl: No AKs.

Daryl: But glocks.

Me: Love you too.

(Heatwave in California)

Me: Omg, can you get a hotel in a different state? I need you to be alive.

Ava: Idk, it’s Trump’s America. Either way, I’m fucked.

Sanila: This broth is super salty.

Both: (in unison) Like us.

Ivy: Why are you telling me this? I’m not stupid.

Ariel: Yeah, you are.

Me: I’ll go if you go.

Daryl: Come! I got your back if you smack her.

Daryl: We’ll start a bar fight, break glass bottles and hold the place up.

Hani: G-O H-O-M-E.

Kelly: I just heard M-E.

Me: I just heard H-O.

Hani: What am I supposed to say to that.

Us: How’s your food?

Mojan: It had snow peas but was called “Summer Ravioli” so like, what’s the truth really?

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