(sees me Googling Mordecai Richler)
Philip: You’ve never read any of his books?
Me: …………I’m an immigrant!
Philip: No you’re not, bitch, shut up. Listen to your “accent”.
Author Archives: Irisa
Kristina: It won’t let me log out. I mean, I understand not letting me log in. But like, you should WANT me out.
Kristina: I’m going to throw this computer into the trash can.
Kristina: Now it won’t let me log in.
Kristina: I’m going to pop off.
Gib: I’m gonna be Aladdin this year. Jamie’s gonna be a carpet and I’m gonna ride him all night.
(Three months after Ivy started working)
Kevin: SO, did you ever get that job?
Philip: That boy is a bottom if I ever did see one.
Will: Yesterday, I just cut my own hair. Yeah I just grabbed a pair of scissors and cut it off.
Sinyi: All we have to do is not die.
Kelly: One time at the grocery store I worked at, some guy came up to me and asked, “where’s hoo-mus?”. And so I said, “you mean the hummus?” and he said, “no, the hoo-mus.” And so yeah, of course I am the one in the wrong in this situation! Let me direct you to the HOO-MUS, sir!
Iris: Damn, I thought it was coming back.
Me: It’s okay, some things in life you just have to let go–
Iris: NO I WANT IT NO
Me: …and I believe in karma.
Beata: I hear she’s a bitch!!
My Friends Say Things 