Lauren: Like, if we don’t talk in neutral territory at school, why are you at my house?
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Daryl: Fell asleep on the train and now I’m in Bronte.
Daryl: Where the fuck is Bronte.
Me: So you know the true colours personality theories?
Ivy: Is this another Buzzfeed thing?
Me: Why does your computer hate you so much?
Kristina: Maybe it doesn’t want me to work. And I get it, I don’t want to work either. But here we are.
Dustin: Weird is a good thing, though. In a world of uniforming-ly converging Instagram captions, a personality is a very good thing to have.
Sinyi: Maybe if you treat everyone like they’re having a bad day, instead of thinking they’re inherently an asshole, life will be easier.
Me: You alright?
Kristina: Nope, but we’ll see.
Me: I hope no one’s allergic to nuts in this class.
Lauren: They should just die now and save us the trouble.
Sinyi: Jason, do you want this? It’s my favourite drink right now. (pulls bottle out of fridge)
Jason Y: What is that? I’m scared.
Conrath: In 15 years, you’ll remember what I said about bringing your kids grocery shopping.
Emily: 15 years… my uterus will be dried up by then.
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