Dustin: Yeah, Japango is love. Turns out, love is expensive.
Dustin: Wow that just made it sound like I was talking about a prostitute but
Dustin: You know what I mean.
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Lilly: One time, Shirley and I went grocery shopping and we came back with only cake.
Andy: Did I tell you I got a bug bite on [my] knee in Italy?
Andy: And my body reacted with a massive boil/blister.
Andy: Anyway, I got a doctor to drain it and now I’m on antibiotics hahaha HAHAHA ha
Me: Oh my god. I want to ask if you’re okay, but clearly something is very wrong. Do you need help?
Andy: It’s fine.
Andy: IT’S FINE.
Andy: I’m fine.
Kaili: Could you imagine the person that invented Post-It notes? Rolling around, making that paper?
(FRIENDS theme song plays)
Chris: Did I mention I can play this song on the tuba?
Me: Yes, extensively.
Isaac: I love my cousin but this man wants his room to look like it’s straight out of an Ikea magazine.
Josh: Is this guy bald? He sounds bald.
Dustin: His personality is bald.
Me: DAYUM HUNNAY, YOU GOOD.
Kaili: Paralegal. Teaches you to make anything relevant.
Kaili: I hope your tummy feels better.
Me: (continues eating sandwich) Thanks!!
Chris: I like your eyeshadow. You look like a sexy raccoon.
