Me: DAYUM HUNNAY, YOU GOOD.
Kaili: Paralegal. Teaches you to make anything relevant.
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Kaili: I hope your tummy feels better.
Me: (continues eating sandwich) Thanks!!
Chris: I like your eyeshadow. You look like a sexy raccoon.
Me: (deep sigh) What will happen to me?
Sabrina: You’ll be fine. Eat your burger.
Me: (laughs)
Fabienne: Ew, you’re making a really weird sound. Stop.
Dustin: Would you be open to the idea of catfishing desperate tech boys for crypto and flipping the money right after you pocket it?
Dustin: Because not gonna lie. One of the more plausible money schemes.
Sinyi: One day, you’ll be signing a contract, and it’s called MARRIAGE, BITCH!!
Erin: As I heard Mike the Situation from Jersey Shore say on a promo video yesterday, “a smooth sea does not make a skilled sailor.”
Me: (reads church signs) Our Lady of the Assumption. That’s you.
Rui: HONESTLY.
Becca: Oh, I didn’t tell you guys this but recently, I almost died.
