Ally: Justin doesn’t like kimchi either. But then again, he likes The Bachelor so he has questionable taste.
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Don: I bruise easily too. In the summer, my legs get all bruised and it’s the most unattractive thing.
Me: No, the most unattractive thing is racism.
(pouring wine)
Me: Get iiiiiit!
Jenn B: It’s been got.
Zoe: Oh my god, did my landlord just ask me if I’m up?
Me: Are you okay?
Rui: I’M GOOD. But it’s everyone else that is a mess right now.
Becca: Medjool dates are my fave kind of dates.
Timmy: (shouts into abyss) ALEXA, STOP.
(group cheers)
Anviksha: Happy Wednesday! Oh yuck, I hate we’ve become those people. There’s nothing happy about it.
Harry: Every time I went to Tim Hortons, she called me a peasant.
Calvin: Damn, I apologize on behalf of guys out there… Men can be real assholes.
Calvin: If you need to know one self defense move, it’s called the nut punch – highly effective.
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