Ally: I feel so greasy.
Don: It’s fine, we’re watching the ballet, the ballet isn’t watching us.
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(watching the Raptors lose)
Becca: Why? Why are we like this?
Quyen: Girl, you let me know. I got the money AND I’m willing to run away so…
Me: The first thing I asked was, “Do y’all have blankets I can wrap myself in?”
Dustin: The Lifetime Channel presents: A Mood.
Jess: Oh yeah… We’re also growing a frickin’ avocado seed.
Sinyi: I love it when I get free stuff. It’s so much better than non-free stuff.
(on sangria)
Anviksha: I told her to make it strong and she filled it with juice. That’s why I have trust issues.
Becca: That’s a lot of 菜.
Me: I’m a lot of woman.
Sean: Just Google “Lowry butt” and you’ll see what I mean.
Don: I’m funny drunk.
Ally: I’m sleepy drunk.
Me: I’m ratchet drunk.
Ally: Okay, so we’re the holy trinity.
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