Ying: Finance bro. Probably wears a fleece vest.
Author Archives: Irisa
Sinyi: (drops an orange) OH NO, MY ORANGE!
Sinyi: (turns to Sean) Do you want an orange?
(on the Night King)
Me: That ugly dude.
Daryl: What ugly dude?
Me: The king of the dead.
Daryl: He’s a good looking dude, don’t do him like that.
Daryl: (Googles pic) see? He’s good looking.
Me: Okay okay, fine. He’s good looking… I feel like you took that personally.
Ally: I feel so greasy.
Don: It’s fine, we’re watching the ballet, the ballet isn’t watching us.
(watching the Raptors lose)
Becca: Why? Why are we like this?
Quyen: Girl, you let me know. I got the money AND I’m willing to run away so…
Me: The first thing I asked was, “Do y’all have blankets I can wrap myself in?”
Dustin: The Lifetime Channel presents: A Mood.
Jess: Oh yeah… We’re also growing a frickin’ avocado seed.
Sinyi: I love it when I get free stuff. It’s so much better than non-free stuff.
(on sangria)
Anviksha: I told her to make it strong and she filled it with juice. That’s why I have trust issues.
My Friends Say Things 