Ivy: (sobs) Sorry, I just bought this onion and it’s from Farm Boy so it’s really fresh.
Author Archives: Irisa
(sees disturbing image on internet)
Sinyi: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sinyi: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sinyi: (offers) Want a candy?
Me: Yeah.
Winston: Today, a girl didn’t wear deodorant and I pretended not to understand something so I could draw on the whiteboard and sit in a different seat.
Brian: Three months is not a long time for a relationship.
Kanu: Deshi’s had tea on her desk longer than that.
Rui: Oh good, the wind is blowing backwards, I can fart.
Me: Should I get the cakes?
Kevin: (writes down order for cakes)
Me: Hehehe.
Kevin: Hehehe.
Me: Hehehe.
Kevin: Hehehe.
Val: (sniffs) I’m leaking out of my face.
Sai: That’s not cute.
Jess: Yo, so the other night, the floor on top of us was fighting and we just hear the girl yell on top of her lungs, “YOU ARE A LIAAAAAAAAAARRR!”
Calvin: I think you’re overreacting, calm down.
Me: Have you ever had your eyes gouged out before?
Calvin: Oh yeah, these are replacement eyes.
Colin: People do dumb shit when they’re in love. Fucking whatever.
