(on Game 6)
Kanu: I say, we should all just hold hands.
Me: And sing Kumbaya?
Kanu: Exactly.
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Ally: So I was like, “Are you guys back together?” And she was like, “No, we’re going to be roommates.”
Me: That sounds like the worst idea in the world.
Ally: I know. I KNOW.
Val: Yeah, but have you actually seen him with anyone?
Sai: I can see him with Brienne of Tarth.
Me: What IS your type though?
Brian: One nose, two eyes, two ears…..
Ivy: No, I see you doing that. That’s why your body’s wrecked.
Me: Wrecked?
Ivy: YEAH, WRECKED.
Me: That’s really mean.
Don: And they were like, “isn’t Don vegan?” So they all made vegan. And I’m not even vegan.
Val: (sees OTF) On The Fuck?
Kanu: ….On The Floor.
Dustin: The two constants in life I can count on: the Warriors being good and the Knicks being trash.
Anon: And I was like, “Honey! Wanna hear a funny joke? If thank u, next came out during our break, we would have never gotten back together!”
Elil: Anyone who likes Calvin and Hobbes is a good person. In my experience.
Jess: Yo, Vietnam was so hot, I didn’t get bitten once. The mosquitoes were like, “fuck that, I’m going somewhere else.”
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