Sai: What are the popsicle flavours?
Stan: Assorted.
Sai: But like, what are the flavours?
Me: Colours.
Author Archives: Irisa
Razi: Holding in your sneezes is bad for you.
Me: Oh, those are my actual sneezes.
Razi: Those are your actual sneezes? Well, then.
Ray: (gets a pedicure)
Me: Do you feel like a new man?
Ray: The lady said I had beautiful nail beds. So yes. Yes, I do.
Iris: You know a hair stylist fucked up when they offer to curl your hair. Remember when I had a bob? She offered to curl my hair and I said, “What is there left to curl?”
Fabienne: I mean, he looked great. I was almost straight for an hour.
Kaili: He said my soup looked like instant noodles and there weren’t even noodles.
Maggie: He told me I look like a cruise ship director.
Yvonne: I actually have no interest in marriage. I say this as I officiated a wedding two weeks ago.
Ava: Today, I’m trying a new men’s deodorant. I’ll keep you posted on thoughts, experience and overall recommendation.
Stan: Better safe than fired.
Don: It’s 2019, I identify as a chair.
