Me: Is that coffee?
Andy: That is Tim Hortons… drink. I wouldn’t call it coffee.
Scott: If anything, this is the most accurate bean soup.
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Andy: Okay Scott, I can either collect the money from you in a country where you have healthcare or a country where you don’t.
Scott: Is that.. a parking enforcement car taking up a spot? That’s kinda fucked up, man.
Scott: And now you’re here, just fartin’ up a storm.
Gurjant: SPEAKING of hot trash,
Scott: Why did you just snap and point at me?
Andy: What do you think of the gouda?
Scott: It’s good-a.
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