Scott: What if I become a facist China pusher?
Andy: I don’t think your Mandarin is good enough.
Scott: I just have to be an operative and listening to the english.
Qiqi: I don’t think your english is good enough either.
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Qiqi: And my boss’ exact words were, “Why are you telling me this? I don’t give a crap about this.”
Qiqi: He drinks everyday, he’s a doctor, and he has gout. That tells you everything you need to know.
Qiqi: Let’s just say I know what I’m going to do on my turn.
Phil: (panicked) What are you going to do? What do you know? YOU DON’T KNOW THAT MUCH!
Qiqi: Oh yeah, she REALLY likes them bananas.
Wesley: …this is a kids’ show, Qiqi…
Qiqi: I smelled banana so I thought I was having a heart attack.
Jason: Is that a thing?
Me: No, it’s burnt toast and that’s for strokes.
Andy: Look at that kid climbing beside you, she’s having so much fun.
Qiqi: That’s just ’cause she hasn’t learned fear yet.
Me: Don’t be crazy!
Qiqi: Don’t be crazy, be frisky!!!
Me: Oh! Where’s that from?
Qiqi: It’s not from anywhere, I just made it up.
Andy: What are the symptoms of cramping?
Qiqi: ….you just feel pain.
Qiqi: You were just passed out on the ground so this guy offered to lift you up for us.
Me: That’s so nice of him.
Qiqi: Yeah, he was pretty cute actually. It would have been a cute story of how you guys met.
Me: !!
Qiqi: Yeah but then you woke up and jumped off him saying, “I DON’T NEED NO MAN!”
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