Scott: No, he’s now the second seat for Red Bull.
Me: Isn’t there only one seat in the car?
Jess: Is it like second clarinet?
Scott: …yes.
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Gurjant: I have a reverse OnlyFans where I send people pics of my feet and only stop when they send me money.
Jess: That’s harassment.
Me: I thought we were past that era of tattoos.
Jess: His body, his choice.
Gurjant: There’s no way she threw that up. It’s so intact.
Jess: She no chew!
Me: I kinda want to floss.
Jess: I NEED TO FLOSS SO. BAD. (Wails)
Jess: You can’t not invite him!
Me: WHO IS HE?
Jess: He has… a big face?
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