Jenn: When I ran into the bear in Squamish, I noted which friends were wearing flip flops. I wore running shoes.
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Jenn: You usually don’t win battles with the wall, but I did with my face.
(Shaggy playing over the speakers)
Jenn: He said it wasn’t him, but it was in fact, him.
Jenn: Everyone’s gangsta until they touch a wet spot in the cave.
Me: No, Shoerack! She broke a shoerack with her face!
Sinyi: I thought she broke a wall.
Jenn: No, that was me.
Jenn: He won’t wear boots. I’m like, they’re not just for cowboys and he’s like, they’re for cowboys. So he refuses to wear boots.
Jenn: I learned what gaydead is. It’s when you’re dead after 30.
Becca: Are we gaydead??
Me: No, we’re not gay.
Jenn: I was at a mushroom show and the edibility level of one was just an emoji going (shrugs).
(Showing us her closet storage system)
Jenn: This is the way I must be.
Me: She’s a Virgo.
Becca: I see.
Jenn: Don’t settle for less, Irisa. Get clothes with pockets.
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