Becca: We could make jungle juice.
Me: And call it polyjuice potion!
Becca: (stares) Is… that… Harry—
Me: Yeah, it’s Harry Potter.
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Jason: My team is really into Harry Potter and I’ve been pretending to fit in.
Calvin: Like, my friend was sorted into Gryffindor but he can’t bear to watch horror movies… Get outta here.
Me: I’m in Ravenclaw.
Cris: Yeah, that makes sense. And I’m not just saying that because of Cho Chang.
Me: So do you know Harry Potter?
Andrea: No.
Me: (quietly horrified) Oh..
Andrea: Just kidding.
(on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)
Andy: I binged it in a day while having “If Everyone Cared” by Nickelback on repeat and I cried when Hagrid was carrying Harry’s seemingly dead body.
Andy: Weird shit, fam.
Andy: Not sobbing, more like on singular extremely manly tear.
Andy: Don’t forget that part.
Me: Have you ever been sorted? Wait, did you read Harry Potter?
Andy: Of course. I AM A CULTURED MAN.
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