Me: Is that dog named Husband?

Gurjant: Okay so, yes. He belongs to a lesbian couple and they thought it would be funny to name their dog Husband.

Gurjant: This lettuce is not bad.

Me: It’s bok choy.

Me: Are you indecisive?

Gurjant: No. I don’t know. Maybe?

Me: What’s your skincare routine?

Gurjant: It’s just mostly beard.