Becca: That’s a real issue though. Hard-boiled eggs make me choke.
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Dustin: Waterloo has taught me two things: 1. the fear of dying and 2. how to pack my life into a sedan.
Ying: Is he a new friend? Also, is he rich?
Fabienne: She made eye contact with me and it was definitely gay eye contact. But I was like, I’m not here to be gay right now, I’m here to learn.
Will: He was like, “Did you know a lot of girls in the world want a stay-at-home husband?” And I’m like, “Which world do you live in?”
Kristina: When I have my inevitable stroke from this place, Irisa, don’t phone anyone. Just let me die under my desk.
Ivy: It smells like you farted.
Me: No, that is just Toronto.
Dustin: I’m scared of birds, man. Once they peck your eyes out, it’s game over.
Kristina: You just gotta do you, boo. Forever and always.
Me: (sings)
Ivy: Stop, you’re actually hurting me.
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