Me: (laughs)
Fabienne: Ew, you’re making a really weird sound. Stop.
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Fabienne: Yeah, like check yourself.
Me: Before you wreck yourself.
Fabienne: Yeah. Or I’ll wreck you.
Fabienne: By the way, this is the straight one (points at me). She cries.
(planning a champagne shower for Fabienne)
Me: Would she mind that it’s sticky as fuck?
Jenny: She needs to shower more often anyway.
Flora: Agreed.
Fabienne: At first I was scared because I was like, “oh no, white man, no do that!!” but then I was like, “ohhh, white man do good”.
(Streetcar honks insanely)
Fabienne: What is thiiiiiiiiis??? What remix is this???
Fabienne: So I wrote back, “I am a lesbian. Rainbow emoji.”.
Me: Will he understand that?
Fabienne: That’s why I added the rainbow emoji.
Me: They’re engaged!
Fabienne: Ohhh….. ewwwwwwwwww…
Me: Oh yeah, the Dow was down.
Fabienne: “Dow” is more than halfway to “down”, why is everyone surprised?
Fabienne: She made eye contact with me and it was definitely gay eye contact. But I was like, I’m not here to be gay right now, I’m here to learn.
