(Streetcar honks insanely)
Fabienne: What is thiiiiiiiiis??? What remix is this???
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Fabienne: So I wrote back, “I am a lesbian. Rainbow emoji.”.
Me: Will he understand that?
Fabienne: That’s why I added the rainbow emoji.
Me: They’re engaged!
Fabienne: Ohhh….. ewwwwwwwwww…
Me: Oh yeah, the Dow was down.
Fabienne: “Dow” is more than halfway to “down”, why is everyone surprised?
Fabienne: She made eye contact with me and it was definitely gay eye contact. But I was like, I’m not here to be gay right now, I’m here to learn.
Fabienne: What! I’m not gonna compromise, what am I? POOR?
Fabienne: I thought we were dead. I was like, “game over guys, we’re dead.” And they were high out of their minds and super happy and I was like, “you guys shouldn’t be laughing, we’re dead now.”
Fabienne: Chinese mushrooms, Italian mushrooms, I’m not racist. I hate them all.
Fabienne: Trip was so good. Jenny threw her neck from dancing so hard the first night.
Fabienne: But aren’t you lactose intolerant?
Person: No….. I’m diabetic…
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