Don: I saw Troye Sivan on Raya but he didnt swipe on me!! Racism!!!
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Becca: How good could a smoothie be?
Don: It’s so good! Hailey put her whole Hail-ussy in it.
Me: I unlocked a free month of Ancestry.com through UberEats? What in the dystopian hell?
Don: Yay!!!!
Don: You forgot your ring light but not Gong?
Don: I found a hole in the ground and thought it was something special.
Fab: We were on a golf course.
Don: Disregard my areola comment.
Me: I have Crave. Do you need to mooch?
Don: OH MY GOD I could never. Maybe.
Me: Do you hear that child screaming?
Don: Was that a pterodactyl? Are we in Jurassic Park? Are we in the sequel?
Me: Where’s our creme brulee?
Don: I was going to say… I may have to choose violence.
Don: It was open concept so we sat around in a circle like a cult, I loved it.
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