Dilsher: Meat’s not expired unless it’s got mold on it.
Me: Dude… no.
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Dilsher: Have you guys seen Ginny and Georgia?
Andy: Is it good?
Dilsher: No.
Dilsher: I hope they notice me. The bartender is senpai.
Sanila: The Greek mythology one, that’s the best one.
Me: Did she… kill people?
Dilsher: Yes.
Becca: It’s called ASSASSIN’S Creed.
Sanila: (cutting mango) so I’m cutting it the way brown people cut it.
Dilsher: No, no one cuts it this way.
Dilsher: Never have I ever NOT bribed a government official before.
Me: Wait, there’s a story here.
Sanila: Do you want to tell Irisa how your haircut came to be?
Dilsher: I fucked it up.
Dilsher: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. Which is a short list. So like, meth. Don’t do meth.
Dilsher: I can read street signs.
Me: So you’re literate, you’ll be fine.
Sanila: He also ran out of money on his presto, so he has to walk.
Dilsher: If you barf, I’m dropping you like a hot potato.
Sanila: Shut the fuck up.
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