Callie: (eating mango) Look away! This is a private moment!
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On Nicholas Cage
Me: He won an oscar?!?
Callie: He’s actually really talented, he just doesn’t know how to say no to projects.
Callie: Yeah and they were like, one of the girls got attacked by peepeepoopoo man and now they’re on leave for a year because they’re traumatized.
Callie: Have you guys ever stapled your finger?
Becca: Yes.
Callie: Out of curiosity?
Becca: No.
Callie: Oh.
Callie: His latest post says “feeling mediocre.” As he should.
Me: I love how this lego tiger has eyebrows.
Becca and Callie: (in unison) It has a butthole.
Me: I love how that’s the one thing you guys say to me in unison as a response, without missing a beat.
Becca and Callie: (once again in unison) It’s a pink flower.
Callie: Time to retire… but only for the night.
Me: Why do I have a zit on my belly?
Callie: I wish I knew how to answer that.
Callie: They asked him what his favourite [corporate] framework value is and he said $24.99.
On her nephew
Callie: He’s a schemer because he’s interested in money, so I respect that.
Callie: He buys gum from Costco and sells it to the kids at school. He even has subscription packs for kids that wants gum regularly. He’s like, “I sell them for less than the convenience store so they buy them from me.”
My Friends Say Things 