Andy: I respect that. I don’t respect his hair, but I respect him.

Andy: You know how much Hakka takeout one child costs?

Me: You know that dress that was either white and gold, or blue and black?

Andy: You mean purple and brown?

Andy: He didn’t even stay dead. So did he really die for our sins?

Me: He got a refund.

Andy: He got a chargeback.

Me: The Lacheys should be ashamed of themselves

Andy: La-shamed.

Andy: Why is Luigi Mangione so handsome? Just me?

Andy: We do have an overlapping guest name.

Me: WHAT! Who?

Andy: Mom.