(chefs reveal disgusting dish on TV)
Andy: What is this obelisk of human arrogance?
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(playing Overcooked)
Child: Who is cutting onions and LEAVING THEM THERE?
Chris: I’M SORRY!
Andy: This guy manages Gmail, by the way.
Chris: This? What is this? This is the list of ingredients for the cake? Sounds like a bowl of oatmeal!
Andy: You don’t get any now.
Chris: That might be okay.
Me: Why didn’t you guess tuba?
Scott: Tuba’s wack.
Andy: Ed plays tuba.
Me: Was my wedding hair giving Amish man sideburns?
Andy: I’m not going to entertain this conversation.
Me: What did you just say?
Andy: I’m going to soul-read your LLM.
(gets banned on Instagram)
Andy: I’m going to be so productive now. Finally gonna put up that shelf by the coffee nook.
Dilsher: Have you guys seen Ginny and Georgia?
Andy: Is it good?
Dilsher: No.
Andy: Do you listen to something when you run?
Cass: Yeah, I’m not a psychopath.
Andy: You can only be nurtured so much. Sometimes you just get natured.
