Me: Have you ever been sorted? Wait, did you read Harry Potter?
Andy: Of course. I AM A CULTURED MAN.
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Andy: Did I tell you I got a bug bite on [my] knee in Italy?
Andy: And my body reacted with a massive boil/blister.
Andy: Anyway, I got a doctor to drain it and now I’m on antibiotics hahaha HAHAHA ha
Me: Oh my god. I want to ask if you’re okay, but clearly something is very wrong. Do you need help?
Andy: It’s fine.
Andy: IT’S FINE.
Andy: I’m fine.
Andy: Not all the problems in the world are yours to bear.
Me: Do you like Great Good Okay Fine?
Andy: Did you have a stroke or did I have a stroke?
Andy: It’s everyday, bro.
Andy: I regret saying that already.
Me: January 2019 move-in, I’m assuming?
Andy: My lease starts in eight days. LOL.
Me: LOL.
Andy: It’s fine.
Andy: It’ll be fine.
Andy: It’s fine.
Me: I’ve never heard “drop that ass on the floor” sung so melodically.
Andy: Romance has never been more alive.
Andy: They were meant to be together, they both keep walking into things.
Andy: Look at that kid climbing beside you, she’s having so much fun.
Qiqi: That’s just ’cause she hasn’t learned fear yet.
Me: What are they looking at?
Jason: I don’t know.
Andy: There wasn’t any meaning in this conversation, so I was trying to look for some.
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