Becca: I think everyone’s closed for labour day weekend.
Sanila: It’s not labour day yet! Keep labouring!
Andrea: (looks at someone’s new haircut) He looks like a lollipop that dropped on the ground.
Sean: One time, I was at a lobster buffet and after five lobsters, I was like, I think I ate too much butter.
Me: Mission Impossible? How is he still alive? These missions are impossible.
Becca: I’m starting to think they might be possible.
Andy: Do you listen to something when you run?
Cass: Yeah, I’m not a psychopath.
Becca: This is like how you accidentally became Buddhist.
Me: How do you stay so high energy all the time?
Hairstylist: Girl, I’m dead on the inside.
Moses: So yeah, Dyster went and—
Gurjant: Yeah, yeah, Dyster.
Me: You know Dyster?
Gurjant: No.
Callie: I love hot dogs.
Becca: And they love you.
Callie: They couldn’t possibly. I eat them.
Andy: You can only be nurtured so much. Sometimes you just get natured.
My Friends Say Things 