Me: I wish I could work for the FBI.
Christine: You just break in and tell them like, look I hacked your firewall.
Me: I think… I think that’s a federal offence. Like a felony.
Christine: Yeah but you got their attention, right?
Me: I wish I could work for the FBI.
Christine: You just break in and tell them like, look I hacked your firewall.
Me: I think… I think that’s a federal offence. Like a felony.
Christine: Yeah but you got their attention, right?
Don: We don’t find it necessary to scream at the top of our lunges the love we have for them.
Me: I know you mean lungs, but I just imagined us lunging and screaming.
Me: Is that… a glimmer of hope I see in your eyes?
Ray: No, that’s probably just drunkenness you see.
Fabienne: Yeah, that’s not really something I go for.
Me: Men?
Both: Hehehehehehe.
Andy: Scandinavian prisons are so nice.
Me: Are you speaking from experience?
Mike: Queens misses you.
Me: AW! Toronto misses you as well.
Mike: Thanks, I didn’t wanna ask if y’all missed me. Because I don’t wanna seem needy.
Me: But what a power dynamic, okay, I see you. Making jokes in a territory you know we have no say in.
Maressa: It’s really fun and I would recommend it to all POC.
(Loud banging on neighbour’s door)
Me: Do you hear that?
Christine: Yeah.
Both: ……
Me: Let’s just mind our own business.
Christine: Yeah.
Me: Call me 大媽.
Grace: You sound like a pimp.
Me and Fabienne: Exactly.
Christine: (comes into room) Um…. So what kind of dress code is casual sexy?