Ivy: My horoscope said by next spring, I should be secure enough to start building wealth.
Me: Is it true in terms of numbers?
Ivy: Iunno.
Deshi: He went to Japan to search for kappas.
Me: That’s not right.
Sanila: It’s kinda nice a bug would want its final resting place to be your ear canal.
Becca: Do you remember her being there?
Me: Oh, I don’t know… I was too busy not having a developed pre-frontal cortex.
Deshi: He’s separated from his wife and they coparent their cat.
Me: I knew that was gonna be an animal and not a child.
Iris: Yeah, someone just messaged me and wrote happy holidays.
Me: Who still does that?
Kevin: Oh sorry, that was me.
Me: Is that coffee?
Andy: That is Tim Hortons… drink. I wouldn’t call it coffee.
Scott: If anything, this is the most accurate bean soup.
Qiqi: Oh yeah, she REALLY likes them bananas.
Wesley: …this is a kids’ show, Qiqi…
Shawn: Big things come in small packages!!
Andy: I think it’s good things…?
Ngai: I broke a nail.
Me: Are you okay?
Ngai: Not anymore…
My Friends Say Things 