Me: Is this music?
Becca: To a grocery store, it is.
Me: The subway is leaving!! (runs)
Me: THE SUBWAY LEFT!
Michael: You Toronto people are so cute with your three minute wait.
Kevin: You know me. I’ve been to anime conventions, car conventions, comic book conventions. I know what nerd B.O. is like.
(On Physical 100)
Me: We were watching him, he’s the olympian.
Andy: Is he any good?
Me and Becca: He won gold.
Andy: Oh, that’s not bad.
Jess: Amy has this saying, “life is lice,” and no one really knows what it means… but you know the vibe of what it means.
Me: I love that the tie goes with the stripes in your suit, which go with the colours in your pocket square.
Michael: Thanks, I just got it ‘cause it was the gayest thing they had.
Me: And then we can go back after and open the prosecco.
Random guy in elevator: I wanna open the prosecco too.
Me: Oh, I need to give you my new address. Wait—
Becca: We live together.
Andy: That’s poop.
Me: And I ain’t talkin’ fecal matter.
Andy: What?
Me: Oh sorry, I was making some open-ended commentary for your interpretation.
Andy: Don’t make me work like that.
Me: Wow, you make me feel like anything is possible.
Becca: It’s IKEA.
My Friends Say Things 