Tracey: Well, sometimes he says, “older people” and he looks at me and I’m like, we’re the same age!
Ivy: And that’s what you are. Diarrhea girl. That’s all you do. Work and have diarrhea.
Me: And Avril Lavigne’s dating Tyga.
Andy: WHAT.
Becker: It’s true, google it.
Andy: GIRL what? Avril Lavigne’s still alive?
Ava: Aidan goes around telling people he’s from Scarborough.
Me: He can’t do that.
Ava: I know.
Me: He’s from Richmond Hill.
Ava: I know.
Lyft driver: I’m telling you, I should be a wedding planner because I’d be the baddest motherfucker ever.
Sinyi: (on organ harvesting) The kidneys and liver is where it’s at.
Sinyi: I assume.
Me: It sounds like a cult.
Andy: I looked into it. Just sounds like a bunch of nerds.
Ava: If I get caught, I don’t know English.
Shirley: On the first date, she asked how he met his roommate and he said it’s complicated. On the second date, she had to ask him, are you married, yes or no?
Me: (startled awake at a party) What’s happening? Is there food?
Sanila: NO IRISA. NO MORE FOOD.
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