Rui: She got a pimple for the first time. I told her not to eat too many cake pops and the bitch did.
Me: How long have we had these masks on?
Sanila: I don’t know, time is an illusion.
Fabienne: What! I’m not gonna compromise, what am I? POOR?
Me: Wait, what?
Emily: Probably means something gross in British.
Me: Oh, how are your shoes now?
Quyen: Yeah, they’re good now! I mean I lost like two rounds of toenails, but….
Ivy: I’ve had deja vu about this. I’m supposed to tell you not to do this. You’ll come home crying.
(On pregnancy photoshoots)
Sanila: I don’t ever want to look like that again, why would I want photos?
Rui: Why restore when you can soar?
Me: Are those crumpets?
Amy: Yeah, from England.
Claudia: They gon be KRUMPIN’!! (goes unheard)
Me: Why am I the only one that hears these things?
Sanila: Oh god, is this what rock bottom feels like?
