Dustin: Ok, just me or have you also seen reels on IG promoting Afghanistan tourism?

Me: There’s a ten-hour loop of Voldemort laughing on Youtube.

Becca: I know, you posted it on my wall years ago.

Me: I love eggs!

Janice: Aren’t you lactose-intolerant?

Andy: This might be a yes, but have you—

Ed: Yes.

Qiqi: And my boss’ exact words were, “Why are you telling me this? I don’t give a crap about this.”

Scott: Why is that car inching forward?

Andy: Oh you know, slippin’.

Scott: Slipping UPHILL?

Chris: This is like the time I went to KFC and they didn’t have any chicken.

Ivy: I named a chicken after you on Stardew Valley. She’s doing great. I can sell her for $10K.

Deshi: She said I was brave for eating oysters at my age.

Me: What does that mean?

Deshi: She’s also scared of everything.

Josh: Sometimes, an eternal nap doesn’t sound that bad.