Becca: This donut’s pretty sweet.
Me: You’re pretty sweet.
Becca: No, you.
Chris: Oh god, I’ll leave.
Me: My family calls me something no one else will ever call me.
Chris: Stinky butt hole?
Dustin: I think I found my new life pick-me-up.
Dustin: No matter how poorly I may be doing at life in a given moment, it will never be as bad as asking for prenup advice on RedFlagDeals.
Chris: If you’re not talking Lady Gaga, I don’t want to hear about it.
Iris: You know what makes me sad? Alaska. People live there, you know.
Chris: Your skin looks like porcelain. You look like a sexy bathtub.
Me: Oh my good gravy.
Kaili: Son of a biscuit.
Dustin: In grade six, I tried to grow out my nails so I could use them as weapons.
Yung $ammi: My mom just texted me and said, “hi, happy Friday!” and I’m like mom, it’s Thursday.
Rui: You’ll find love.
Me: And you will too! You found love with me!
Rui: Okay, first of all, I like someone else.
My Friends Say Things 