Me: I feel so unsure.
Kristina: Yeah?
Me: As I take your hand.
Me: And lead you to the dance floor.
Kristina: Get out.
Yung $ammi: Okay, I have my two fun facts.
Me: Are they fun?
Yung $ammi: No.
(on Dairy Queen)
Kaili: I feel like it’s so processed, it’s not even dairy anymore. It’s like whipped surprise of who-knows-what.
Chris: How was that shirt $800? What was the brand again? Macchiato?
Me: Moschino.
Chris: Mosquito?
Me: I’ll be back for you, my dear. (blows kiss)
Yung $ammi: I’m not making that mistake again, I know you’re talking to your food.
(at a Sobey’s)
Me: Why is the bread refrigerated?
Andy: Omg I’m shook, what is this place? Like actually.
(looking at Zara sale)
Me: We could go in store, but it might be chaos because it’s the first day.
Yung $ammi: I can work with chaos.
Kristina: If aliens were to come down to earth, I would show them Vanderpump Rules for them to learn about us.
Me: This wine is nice, what is it?
Timmy: It’s red wine.
Chris: My parents grounded me once because I bought too many Captain Underpants books at the Scholastic book fair.
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