Me: You eat at Chick-Fil-A? They’re against your existence!
Timmy: But it’s so good.
Andy: What’s your favourite large language model, Muffin?
Muffin: Mrrrmmmm.
Me: Why are you talking about SEO in a dating app?
Kaili: You see my predicament.
Me: Is it him? Is it this guy? (shows phone to group)
Ryan: Ew.
Scott: Square bingo. I’m learning so much.
Andy: All bingo is square.
Andrea: He chugged it so fast, he threw up on the wall.
Amy: But he got $80.
Alvin: Really good ROI.
Kaili: Bill’s not scary, he’s just an idiot.
Me: How can we monetize that, is my question.
Mei: I like the way you think.
Andy: I respect that. I don’t respect his hair, but I respect him.
Me: It’s like that book, If you give a mouse a cookie.
Ivy: I never read it. Is the mouse a bitch?
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