Tina: I just ask a lot of questions and eat.
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Brian: (turns to Joseph) You messaged me at 3 am in the morning.
Joseph: You messaged ME at 3 am in the morning.
Brian: Oh god.
Deshi: But once he started a fire, I was like, NO! Hugs are OFF THE TABLE!
Kanu: Guys, you DO know it’s pink eye season right? Hashtag sit on my face. Or not.
Me: Hashtag stay away from me.
Kanu: Hashtag stop farting in your pillow.
Ally: I have SO MUCH TEA.
Justin: SPILL THE TEA!
Me: Are you drowning in the tea?
Ally: I’M DROWNING IN THE TEA!
Mom: They probably forgot about you. HAHAHAHA.
Cindy: HOO, ooh I just love fire. It just gets me riled up.
(on healthcare)
Emily: Well, I mean, some people get treated and not everyone dies, so I guess something is working.
Me: Are we old?
Mojan: Ummmm… Our eggs are definitely dying.
Brian: I’m going to start micro-dosing. I work in food, I can’t have this.
Me: You’re going to start micro-dosing PECANS?
Brian: Yeah.
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