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Author Archives: Irisa
Me: He’s saying, “Mustard on the beat, hoe.”
Sai: Ohhhh, yeah I had no idea what he was saying.
Me: Yeah, he doesn’t enunciate.
Me: Hey, can I tell you a secret?
Ray: No.
Ray: You’re going to burp in my ear, aren’t you?
Me: What if I die on the hike?
Ivy: (shrugs) can I have your stuff?
Razi: So while I have you guys here, I want to tell you guys about this idea Stan and I have. We’re going to have an egg stand.
Me and Val: (uncontrollable laughter)
Sai: I want to laugh, but I can’t.
Razi: And we’ll be in the financial district in the morning, a dollar an egg, that’s all we’ll do. We’ll be called Cracked.
Val: No.
Razi: And you know how people have hot dog stands? We’ll be in an eggshell.
Deshi: (lifts sunglasses) Whoa, I turned off night mode.
Kanu: I was gonna call you, but almost called you Vanessa.
Me: Do I look like a Vanessa?
Kanu: You could pass for a Vanessa Nguyen.
Me: That’s really oddly specific.
Me: You should get home.
Sai: Yeah, it’s bedtime.
Me: It’s eight.
Maggie: Whenever I see handsome Squidward, I think of you.
Sinyi: Where were you at 2am?
Me: What did I send you?
Sinyi: You sent me a pic of your squid in your tea.
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