Me: Do you ever want to just crawl back into bed and cuddle with your sheets?
Razi: DUH.
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Me: But see, here’s the thing. I think the answer will reveal itself in due time.
Daryl: (stares)
Daryl: What the fuck does that mean?
Ally: Maybe I’m just too much of a skeptic.
Me: But you read tarot cards!!
Ally: I know.
Andy: Can you be my stock photo momager? Like Kris Jenner?
Me: Yes.
Don: And I was like, what did you forget at my house? And he was like, this. And then he kissed me.
(Teaching Deshi to twerk)
Val: Stick your tongue out, it helps.
Me: Well, Razi. If I was a bettin’ lady, I would say it looks like we are headed for a Conservative majority government. What are your thoughts?
Razi:
Razi: Yes. Yes.
Stan: That’s something you brought to the team.
Me: What?
Stan: Belching.
Val: I’m going keto for the month of October so I can stunt on my ugly cousins in Moscow.
Me: You be careful out there.
Ivy: YOU be careful out there. You’re in Toronto and I’m in Finland.
Ivy: Iunno man, the scariest thing I’ve seen all week was a man wearing a cowboy hat.
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