Brian: (sings)
Razi: What kind of a melody was that?
Brian: (sings again)
Val: That was so gross.
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Jack: That’s the epitome of turning 29. Everyone thinks you’re not coming because you f*ckin’ but in reality, you cleanin’.
Sai: Sai is not good at recognizing people. Sai was in an elevator with her uncle and didn’t realize.
Me: (stares)
Sai: He had grown facial hair.
Rickey: Shoe horns are a $1.50 each plus HST at Dollarama. I highly encourage each and every one of you to get one.
Me: We’re …poor.
Val: So poor.
Sai: Poor, so poor.
Cindy: I can’t even remember his first name, what makes you think I remember his last name?
Cole: Vote hard. Get everyone you know to vote. Explain to any weird conservative friends you have that this is not about “but Justin this” or “uggghh but muh carbon tax and muh truck nuts and mah buckabeer,” it’s about human rights.
Val: I was gonna say that I’m not THAT bad at captions, then I see that I wrote, “you know what’s poppin’? POPPINS!” (buries face in hands)
Ray: Happy Friday! I’m almost at 70K unread emails.
Me: (offers solution)
Sai: No.
Me: Okay then. I will just offer a supportive ear as you continue to complain.
Sai: Thank you, that is all I ask.
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