Me: (quacks)
Sai: Yes.
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Mojan: If the next video isn’t you entering a ring and body-slamming someone, I don’t want it.
Mike: I’m going out, do you guys want anything?
Me: Can you find my dignity?
Mike: First of all, you lost that yourself, you gotta find it yourself.
Ivy: I haven’t seen any Norwegian under 5’9″. I’m so shook.
Razi: Guys, imagine if we could make eggs.
Me and Deshi: WE DO.
Gari: Dude, cook for me. Please.
Me: Maybe.
Gari: You rude af.
Ava: Cake crumbs on lips. Look of the day.
Val: You know how I know God doesn’t exist?
Razi: Oh boy, here we go.
Val: Alligators.
Kimmy: I was upset because we went to Legoland and they were like, sorry you’re not under 12. And I was like yo, that’s ageist.
Sean: You know what I just got in an email? My parents were like bye, we’re f*cking off to Puerto Rico.
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