Sai: It’s fucked up. You guys should watch it. You’d like it. (smiles)
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Sean: Oh, I see, I see.
Sean: (mutters to himself) No, I don’t actually see.
Dilsher: And he was also like, “No, we only recruit at executive level,” and I was like, “Well, your head is shaped like a box.”
Kaili: My body’s like, kale smoothie, but my mind’s like mImOsAs!! (flails)
(South of the Border starts playing)
Me: I be Ed Sheeran, you be Camila Cabello.
Jess: OH GOD NO!
Ally: And she said that I came in with my over-the-knee boots and cat sweater like I mean business!
Anviksha: Is there a holiday on March 8th? I think there’s something.
Me: (checks) Daylight Savings.
(On Post Malone)
Rachel: (shows me photo on Instagram) He does not look okay.
Me: Is he ever okay?
Rachel: No, he is not.
Ray: So I have this bottle of wine in my fridge.
Me: Let’s pop it.
Ray: No, we’re going to stare at it and wonder what it tastes like.
Mojan: All I’m equipped for is motherhood and code. How could I not want kids?
My Friends Say Things 