Lina: So I’m far-sighted.
Me: Yes.
Lina: And you’re near-sighted.
Me: Yes.
Lina: So between the two of us, we can see things!
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Don: Her lips can’t save her now! Juvederm gets absorbed by the body!
Roy: Yeah, he fell off a cliff. Go YouTube it.
Lina: I’M GOING TO!
Me: Why are you hovering over her creepily?
Sean: HEY! If it’s one place I can hover creepily, it should be the safety of my own home!
Me: Who needs a baby human when you can have a baby cat?
Rachel: THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYIN’.
Ivy: OH you’re talking to me, I thought you were talking to yourself.
Me: And I was like, listen, I’m a mess.
Ally: As we all are.
Daryl: When the office has deactivated your pass amidst COVID-19, but you need to water your desk plant and now you’re scared it’s going to die. RIP Bulba.
Don: That’s a really big commitment. You’re a really good friend. I would never do that.
Ray: Anything and anywhere you want.
Ray: Except Harlem. That’s too damn far.
My Friends Say Things 