Me: We turned out fine!
Ivy: Says someone who hasn’t even begun processing her trauma.
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Brenda: I like adding your calendar to mine ’cause then I look at it and it makes me feel better.
Mom: I’ll never get people that get so torn up about relationships. Like, turn on the news, look at Syria.
Me: Why am I so hairy and gassy?
Ava: I literally think the same.
Christine: We only twerk when we’re sad. It cheers us up.
Sai: What happened to your blog?
Me: Well… I stopped seeing people because of the pandemic. And that made it hard for friends to say things to me. And my blog is called My Friends Say Things.
Becca: I’ll just do whatever’s easiest. And Guy Fieri does not sound like an easy costume to make.
Mike: I would love any place with good company.
Mike: Except jail.
Me: Oh my god. Who hurt you?
Mike: Break out the wine, baby girl.
Dustin: Never underestimate old dudes. They walk around whole ass gym locker rooms buck naked.
My Friends Say Things 