Deshi: Boys complain a lot and do nothing.
Author Archives: Irisa
Kat: I GET TO BE PART OF AN EVENT!
Me: Girl, we were part of a pandemic.
Kat: But that’s not a fun event.
Winnie: My parents never beat me, but they would send me—
Brenda: To your room?
Winnie: No, to martial arts.
Me: Why is she so mean?
Christine: Because she’s an accountant so she’s bitter.
Britt: I have a whole ass frying pan in my bag. Matt made eggs and noticed my pan was degrading so he bought me a new one.
Me: And they say chivalry is dead.
Drunk Girl at Party: You’re my favourite person, Irina!!
Me: IRISA!
Iris: Did you just bite me?
Ivy: No, I’m resting my tooth on you.
Brenda: (takes bite of Twinkie) Okay, I can see why these got banned.
Jess: We only went out one night and by 1:00am, we were like, can we go home and watch the R. Kelly documentary?
Anviksha: We’re roses in a sunflower field.
Me: Oh wow. Where’s that from?
Anviksha: Me.
My Friends Say Things 