Dustin: It’s not a problem if it doesn’t kill you, right?
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Stanley: In my head, it’s a licking sound cats make. Mlem mlem mlem.
Sinyi: Holy fuck, my brother started playing the recorder at 7:30.
Crystal: Usually, white boys with name tags that walk in pairs are missionaries.
Kristina: Wait, what did you say? I couldn’t hear because I knocked over everything.
Becca: FUCK AND HERE I AM, SITTING WITH A MUG OF TEA THINKING I WAS CONTENT. FUCK THAT. WE ALL KNOW I’M MORE MATERIALISTIC THAN THAT. GIVE ME MAKEUP GODDAMMIT (crying emoji x 5)
Calvin: Sometimes I wonder if I really am just an evil mastermind without a plan.
Timmy: That looks cancerous.
Timmy: Also, very gay.
Me: The gym is empty af.
Isaac: Now you can burp and fart as loud as you want.
Daryl: Early worm gets the bird, bitches.
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