Richard: Aww that poor boy! You broke his heart! He just wants to find love in this cruel world~~~~~~
Author Archives: Irisa
Me: Beth, that’s a real issue.. Have you brought this up?
Beth: I’ve been bringing it up. It’s the caring I can’t do anything about.
Sanila: Now I need to burp.
Us: BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP!
Sanila: Now I can’t.
Zainab: (burps)
Sanila: So back in uni, I was on Tinder and hitting it off with some guy. Then I showed Zainab and she was like, “He has a girlfriend.”
Zainab: (burps)
Jess: Switzerland is good for skiing and old people.
Ava: Omg, Irisa. Are you a fuck boy?
Me: Yes.
Mojan: I have a friend who thinks Bangladesh is in China. I haven’t had the heart to tell him the truth.
Itay: I have to bathe my dog before I leave!
Me: Oh, what’s your dog’s name?
Itay: Spicy.
Me: Awww! Now see, if I named a dog Spicy….. people wouldn’t like that.
Itay: Did you just…
Sanila: Smirnoff Lime tastes like first year and disappointment.
Richard: Is he nice? Is he sweet? Does he got a booty that just don’t quit? Tell me, gurl!
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