Brian: Three months is not a long time for a relationship.
Kanu: Deshi’s had tea on her desk longer than that.
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Rui: Oh good, the wind is blowing backwards, I can fart.
Me: Should I get the cakes?
Kevin: (writes down order for cakes)
Me: Hehehe.
Kevin: Hehehe.
Me: Hehehe.
Kevin: Hehehe.
Val: (sniffs) I’m leaking out of my face.
Sai: That’s not cute.
Jess: Yo, so the other night, the floor on top of us was fighting and we just hear the girl yell on top of her lungs, “YOU ARE A LIAAAAAAAAAARRR!”
Calvin: I think you’re overreacting, calm down.
Me: Have you ever had your eyes gouged out before?
Calvin: Oh yeah, these are replacement eyes.
Colin: People do dumb shit when they’re in love. Fucking whatever.
Sai: I call guys pretty all the time!
Razi: You never call ME pretty!
All: (silence)
Ava: Just got out of a meeting. And the entire time in the meeting, I was singing in my head, “Buss it down, Thotiana.”
Sai: aarrrrrraaaaaaaaaaggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggg
Me: (looks over and stares in concern)
Sai: ….
Sai: Sometimes, I forget I’m making noises.
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