Jess: That guy needs lane assist.
Winston: He doesn’t need lane assist, he just needs two eyes that work.
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Winston: I feel like I wouldn’t want to rob someone in America with a knife because I’d be afraid they have a gun.
Jess: He has Instagram but hasn’t posted in three years.
Winston: I follow The Rock and that’s it.
Winston: Today, a girl didn’t wear deodorant and I pretended not to understand something so I could draw on the whiteboard and sit in a different seat.
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